We all know that the public school system is severly lacking in actual educational content. To help make up for that, here is a list of 25 important terms to know courtesy of The Canonical List of Terms for Taking a Crap
Baking a hot icicle
Barbarians at the gate
Big brown man knocking on the back door
Bombing the Oval Office
Committing yourself to the dumpatorium
Cooking a brown carrot
Cooking a butt burrito
Downloading some brownware
Dropping a brown trout
Dropping a chocolate cobra
Dumping an organic depth charge
Grinding the beef
Honking out a dirt snake
Introducing the toilet to the bald man with the cigar
Launching a corn canoe
Making a grunt sculpture
Making some butt gravy
Making some trouser chili
Microwaving a dachsund
Putting fruit in the bowl
Reversing a Ho-Ho
Unleashing the holy leviathan
Updating the Captain's log
Wrestling a brown corn-belly snake
Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages**
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