Ladies and Gentlemen,

I give you the greatest video of all time. I could go into detail on why, but if you are too dense to understand the video's awesomeness, then you are not worthy to hang out on the mean streets of Apache Juntion.

If you still need some clues as to what makes a video awesome, here are some keys:

Wailing Vocals-Check
Magic Flute-Check
Belly Dancer-Check
Swirling Blue Smoke-Double Check
Midevil Groupies-Oh Yeah
Faux Hawk-Unfortunately, yes but the dude rockin the keyboard makes up for the downgrade in hair style.
Bald Lady with moving tattoos-Fetchin' A!