The Official Mean Street Presidential Endorsement

Well folks, its that time of year again. Even though we live the high life here on the Mean Streets, we aren't immune to the trouble and strife those outside of the glory of the trailer park go through. Our own internal polling shows that there is a lot of people unsure on what direction to go.

Well have no fears my friends, I am here to clear everything up for you. After heavily weighing all the candidates and their strengths and weaknesses, we are ready to make an endorsement.

And the candidate we are going to roll with as we cruise  the Mean Streets of Apache Junction is.....

BACON SPAM!



Yes, Bacon Spam gets our vote for President of all Canned Meats for the next four years or breakfast, whichever comes first.* We were unsure this newcomer to the canned meat aisle would be up for the challenge, but my stomach rang at 3 AM and Bacon Spam was there to answer the call. We also believe that Bacon Spam can bring together both sides of the country as it tastes great on White or Wheat bread. Bacon Spam has the taste, the high salt content, and necessary nitrates to move this country forward!



*Should Ribeye Spam, Porterhouse Spam, or Spam Spam ever join the race we reserve the right to change our vote.